yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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knock knock go away!!!

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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