BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

I'm rick james bitch

Know what's funny? Jokes.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

What's red and funny? The holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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