- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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