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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

2 + 2 = 4

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Faithful men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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