Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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