- Anti Joke

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Whats worse than a joke? This

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.