- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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