- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Your mom is so old she died

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

I'd like to make a withdraw

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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