- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Pickles are powerful

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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