- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

homosexual

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Women's rights

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

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