what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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poo

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I love pissing people off :P

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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