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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Your adopted.....

I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

Your mom is so nice.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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