- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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