- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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