why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

A Duck walks into a bar.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Women's rights.

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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