- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Justin beiber..

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Your mom is so nice.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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