How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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