Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What's brown an sticky Shit

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

ask me if im a door yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...