A French man gets into a fight

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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