Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Your Mom The End.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

This is an anti- joke

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

oh hey.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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