If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Microwave

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

a man makes a bad joke

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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