- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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