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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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