Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

chinga tue madre Ryan

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

hola said the chinese man

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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