- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What's big and long? My dick.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

So, same time tomorrow then?

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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