- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Your Mom The End.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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