How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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