- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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