- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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