Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

A dyslexic blind man

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

America

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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