- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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