- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Who wants $300? Me too.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

your face

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Your mom.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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