I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

the NAACP

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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