How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

roses are red violets are indigo

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

Anti Joke

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