- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

George W. Bush

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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