Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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