- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

CHORGLUND

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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