- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

A hill billy went fishing

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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