roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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Your mom.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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your face

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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