- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

your skull would make a nice pen holder

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