A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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