- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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