- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

i have two hands.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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