- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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