- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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