- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

wanna here a joke? you.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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