I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

wanna here a joke? you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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