So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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