Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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Caramel Boing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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