Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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oh hey.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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