- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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