What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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