- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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