What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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