- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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