Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Who wants $300? Me too.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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