what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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