- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A dyslexic blind man

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Badabing.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

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