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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Skrillex.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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