Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Women's rights.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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osama bin laden is dead

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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