- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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