Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Oh, go away

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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