- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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