Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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are u black unlucky

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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