Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

womens rights

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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