- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

A boy with red hair is happy.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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