A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

Robert Mugabe.

A young baby died.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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