What is cowboy say

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My two friends Larry and Paul are both race horses. They were getting ready for a big race to quolify them for the Kentucky durby. BANG! The race started! What. Close race! First it was Larry then Paul then Larry then Paul! And finally Larry came out and won it! Paul went to the winners circle and congratulated Larry. He said "hey great job Larry but next time after you come back from touring will you let me win?" Larry says "oh! Of course this couldn't get between us! We're like two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket. We're best friends"... So when he came back from touring Larry said it was great! And promised let Paul win. BANG the race started! It was Paul then Larry then Paul then Larry won again. Paul was a little mad that he he didn't win but he went to congratulate larry anyway. Larry said next time he was deffinetly going to let Paul win, because he wasn't gonna let this get between them because they are two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket, they are best friends. Then after Larry came back from touring he promised again he would let Paul win. BANG! The race started and it was Paul then Larry! Then Paul! Larry! Paul! Then larry won. Paul at this point furious went to the winners circle. He talked to Larry "Larry why didn't you let me win for the third time!? This is just your ego trying to win every time now!?" I didn't want them to fight so I chimed in "Larry, Paul! Please don't fight! Your two peas in a pod! Closer then bread in a basket! Your best friends!! You don't want to fight like this!" Larry turned to Paul and said "Hey look! A talking dog!"

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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Yo mama's fat.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Llamaworm

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Dont read this joke

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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