You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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A whole 'nother.

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