- Anti Joke

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

A midget walked under a bar.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l