- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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