It got hit by a rocket.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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Poker face

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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