- Anti Joke

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.