- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

i like it in the mouth

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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