- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

homosexual

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Women's rights

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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