- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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