- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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