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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

I have a horse.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

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