What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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