- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Connor is homo

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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