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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

Guess who is violent. Osama

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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