- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What would u like to drink?

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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